The Registry
Some women get married for a Green Card…
Betsy is getting married for the china.
please click on the bold name of the registry, to go directly to its website
Michael C. Fina: An afternoon at this place took a week off my life. First rule: don’t touch anything. The first china Betsy chose cost $700 a plate. “What can I say, I have expensive taste,” Betsy said as I held my hands over my head and slowly backed away from the china. She We chose another pattern. Visit this site for things I will one day accidentally shatter into a thousand pieces like so many broken dreams…
Bloomingdales: The 6th floor at Bloomingdales is like death row. Stone-faced brides-to-be solemnly escort dead-eyed men down the linoleum hallway to their doom—the Le Creuset section. I even saw some poor guy passed out in a chair in the Juliska section. Yeah, we registered for that too.
Sur La Table: Perfect for reheating take-out.
Watch the Video Here.
Even better: Checks. They don’t break (although they’ve been known to bounce). Betsy doesn’t think this is funny.
